The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the powre to spel

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to dance really well

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to wear crocs.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to eat soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!