The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have a power.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to instantly die

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!