The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to create powers

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!