power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!