- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a power

The power to be a walrus

Super-slowness

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to not have any powers

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

Pointless Super Powers