The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the powre to spel

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!