Liam Brudenell

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The power to die at will.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to die when you die

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!