The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to see air

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!