The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!