The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to control urine

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the ability to post here

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!