The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to predict the present

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!