The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be a walrus

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!