the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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A good Kisser

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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32% Levitation.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to smell with your hands

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to die at will.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!