- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to have a power

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to walk on two legs

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to kill yourself

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The power to lose this power.

Liam Brudenell

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

The power to die when you die

The power to see air

Pointless Super Powers