the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to post here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!