The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

to make asians smart

The power to have 21/20 vision.

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

the power to go into a coma

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to turn cake into poop.

The power of gentle breeze

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

A good Kisser

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!