The power to never get drunk

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The ability to smell with your hands

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to see through windows

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!