THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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Super-slowness

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!