The power to die when you die

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!