The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to see air

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to predict the present

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to control urine

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make dad jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!