The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to see air

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!