The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!