- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to win any shit eating contest.

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power drown in water

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to never get drunk

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn into an escalator

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

Pointless Super Powers