- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The power to communicate with earthworms.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

ability to levitate using my fart...

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

the power to not have superpowers

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

Pointless Super Powers

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! dead And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.