The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to die

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!