The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to see what's behind you.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!