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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.
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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.
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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.
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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks
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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.
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The power to have to eat every 1 second.
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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.
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The power to die early.
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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated
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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.
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The power to find pokemon attractive
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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.
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The power to strangle yourself to death
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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.
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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?
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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt
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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.
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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.
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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.
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The ability to not have a super power.
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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.
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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.
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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.
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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!