- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to never get drunk

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers