The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to control urine

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!