The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to die at will.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!