power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to become a llama.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to have a power

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!