The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the powre to spel

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to wear crocs.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!