You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to predict the present

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to die

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!