The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to see through windows

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to post here

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power drown in water

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!