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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to be blind when you sleep

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

the power to get in the van

The power to see air

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

the power to finish an all you can eat

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to die when touching any form of light

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!