The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to kill yourself

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!