The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!