The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see forever

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to eat ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!