The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to watch tv

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to control dodos

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The power to smell poop

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The power to like this power

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!