The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see air

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!