The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to smell with your hands

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to see air

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!