- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to light glue on fire.

The power to fly, but only when pigs do

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

the ability to smell sounds

The power to explode on demand.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to have a power

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to encounter an internal server error

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

Pointless Super Powers