The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to die when you die

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!