The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!