- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to eat nandos

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to turn cake into poop.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The power to poop and pee at the same time

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

the power to make glass clear

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

32% Levitation.

The power to breath underwater only when on land.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

Pointless Super Powers