The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!