The power to not exist.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to get in the van

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The power to die at will.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!