- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

The power to change your emotions at will.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power to grow fingernails.

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to see through air

The ability to visually contract STD's

The power to bleed on command

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

the power to fail at everything you

The power to smell poop

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to like this power

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The power to plank

Pointless Super Powers