The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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to make asians smart

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!