The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the ability to become black.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!