the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to control sloths

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to think salmon.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Nihat Do?an

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!